Anonymous → Tara. You screwed Tara right? Your daughter got with her first. Well your daughter and an engineer working with your daughter.

”..I have no idea what you’re talking about.” Saren replies sourly, wanting to escape the subject as swiftly as possible.


Anonymous → So how does it feel knowing you've screwed the same Quarian girl your daughter did?

Aterius cocks out a mandible in thought, attempting to remember just exactly the woman spoken about. “..Hmph.” He said little else as his facial plates hardened disapprovingly.


Anonymous → But do you like strippers a LOT?

“I…am not a fan.” The man rumbles simply before elaborating. “Most species within the job are not of my tastes. I’m also with the belief that they are unsanitary.”


Anonymous → DO YOU LIKE STRIPPERS?

Saren’s mandibles flick out slowly while the expression of his eyes tell of utter disinterest. “I have nothing against the occupation, if that is your meaning.”


Anonymous → Have you ever stuck something up your rear for sexual satisfaction?

That’s not business of yours.

[His muse isn’t cooperating, but I can see him having been with men. Probably not sticking anything there himself though. XD]



mzahav:

Uh-huh. I believe you, really. You don’t have to explain it to me. [smirking] Hey…can you send that to me or..?

Absolutely not. It’s not my duty to entertain or indulge you. See yourself out. [He focuses back on his terminal stubbornly]


mzahav:

[stifling a laugh] Right. Well, good luck with that. I’ll just…let you keep looking at her. She is attractive, I’ll give you that. 

I was not looking at her. The image was a result of an unprotected search and was entirely accidental.


Track: Aralakh Company
Artist: Cris Velasco and Sascha Dikiciyan
Played: 36 times

paradoxtheory:

Aralakh Company - Cris Velasco & Sascha Dikiciyan

“My turn. Heh heh heh.”



mzahav:

Yeah? Did you find it? [folds arms, clearly amused] And you didn’t answer my question. 

[Rumbling, his expression remains unchanging] I have told you as much. I have no interest in Commander Shepard—nor in many else. I don’t have time to waste on such meaningless pursuits.


mzahav:

Is being a Shepard what it takes to get your attention? 

I have little interest in the Commander.. [He huffs harshly, clicking away from the photo] I was searching for something. [Eyes her suspiciously]


[Finds half-naked, pleasantly-muscled fem-Shepard on the extranet.] … [Leans away from screen.]

#ic 

packing-up-my-dinosaurs:


mass effect numbers meme (x) :: two deaths (2/2) :: saren arteriuscaps from: http://masseffect-caps.tumblr.com

packing-up-my-dinosaurs:

mass effect numbers meme (x) :: two deaths (2/2) :: saren arterius

caps from: http://masseffect-caps.tumblr.com


dyzziispehlz:

Never have I wanted so badly for two characters I barely know to make out.

dyzziispehlz:

Never have I wanted so badly for two characters I barely know to make out.